Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I've Had My Patience Tested...I'm Negative!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "So...When Does This 'Old Enough To Know Better' Kick In?"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Yesterday My Husband Saw A Cockroach In The Kitchen. He Sprayed and Cleaned Everything..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You And I Are Sisters. Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Nurses Can't Fix Stupid But They Can Sedate It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Life's Journey Is Not To Arrive Safely At The Grave..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "If You Had To Choose Between Drinking Wine Or Being Skinny..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because My Kids Think I'm Crazy. I Laugh Because They Don't Know It's Hereditary!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Get Most Of My Exercise These Days From Shaking My Head In Disbelief."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Don't Always Roll A Joint, But When I Do, It's...My Ankle."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm On My Second Guardian Angel. The First One Quit And Is Now In Therapy!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Only Drink On Days That Start with 'T'..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because You're My Sister-In-Law. I Laugh Because You Married My Brother."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Don't Want To Brag...But I Still Fit In The Earrings I Wore In High School."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Grandparents. So Easy To Operate Even A Child Can Do It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Come Here You Big, Beautiful Cup Of Coffee..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Buy Your Mom A Bottle Of Wine...You Are One Of The Reasons She Drinks."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "As We Get Older Our Secrets Are Safe With Our Friends Because They Can't Remember Them Either."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Good Friend Knows All Your Stories. A Best Friend Helped You Write Them."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Dog's Tail Never Lies"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "The Only Marathon I Run Is 6 Seasons On Netflix."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "The Only Thing Better Than Having You As My Mother Is My Children Having You As Their Mimi"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "People May Forget What You Said...But They Will Never Forget How You Made Them Feel."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lake Forecast: Sunny...Chance of Drinking. Drinking May Be Heavy At Times."