Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "The Only Marathon I Run Is 6 Seasons On Netflix."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "People May Forget What You Said...But They Will Never Forget How You Made Them Feel."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "My Greatest Blessings Call Me 'Grandma'"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Life Is About Learning To Dance In The Rain."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It's Always Happy Hour At The Lake"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "If I Keel Over In Walmart...Drag My Body To Nordstrom."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Yoga Class? I Thought You Said 'Pour A Glass'"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Seriously, I Don't Know When That UFO Dumped All These Stupid People..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Remember As Far As Anyone Knows, We're A Nice Normal Family."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Sent An Ancestry Website Our Family Info...They Said 'Start Over'"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Daughter Is The Little Girl Who Grows Up To Be Your Friend."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We've Been Friends For So Long I Can't Remember Which One Of Us Is The Bad Influence!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Does Anyone Know Which Page Of The Bible Explains How To Turn Water Into Wine?"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm Didn't Mean To Push All Your Buttons...I Was Looking For MUTE."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I've Had My Patience Tested...I'm Negative!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Yesterday My Husband Saw A Cockroach In The Kitchen. He Sprayed and Cleaned Everything..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You And I Are Sisters. Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lead Me Not Into Temptation...Oh, Who Am I Kidding? Follow Me..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Life's Journey Is Not To Arrive Safely At The Grave..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "If You Had To Choose Between Drinking Wine Or Being Skinny..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because My Kids Think I'm Crazy. I Laugh Because They Don't Know It's Hereditary!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Don't Always Roll A Joint, But When I Do, It's...My Ankle."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm On My Second Guardian Angel. The First One Quit And Is Now In Therapy!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Only Drink On Days That Start with 'T'..."
