Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Remember As Far As Anyone Knows, We're A Nice Normal Family."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We've Been Friends For So Long I Can't Remember Which One Of Us Is The Bad Influence!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Does Anyone Know Which Page Of The Bible Explains How To Turn Water Into Wine?"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm Didn't Mean To Push All Your Buttons...I Was Looking For MUTE."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You And I Are Sisters. Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lead Me Not Into Temptation...Oh, Who Am I Kidding? Follow Me..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "If You Had To Choose Between Drinking Wine Or Being Skinny..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because My Kids Think I'm Crazy. I Laugh Because They Don't Know It's Hereditary!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Buy Your Mom A Bottle Of Wine...You Are One Of The Reasons She Drinks."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Blessed Be Those Who...They Shall Be Called Grandparents"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "ALCOHOL Because No Good Story Ever Started With 'Eating A Salad'!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Good Friend Knows All Your Stories. A Best Friend Helped You Write Them."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Enjoy A Glass Of Wine Each Night For Its Health Benefits..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Some Days You Eat Salad...Some Days You Eat Cupcakes...It's Called Balance."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Sometimes I Open My Mouth And My Mother Comes Out!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Wine Is Not An Appropriate Answer"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "OMG My Mother Was Right About Everything!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lord Give Me Coffee To Change The Things I Can Change and Wine To Accept The Things I Can't."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Life Doesn't Come With Guarantees..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It's Not 'Drinking Alone' If The Dog Is Home."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because You're My Sister. I Laugh Because There's Nothing You Can Do About it."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Good Moms Let You Lick The Beaters. Great Moms Turn Them Off First."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Dear Lord, Please Don't Let My Husband Be Home When All My Online Orders Arrive."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Doctors Recommend A Glass Of Wine Daily. Thankfully I Have 6 Doctors."