Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "My Childhood Punishments Have Become My Adult Goals."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Family Get Togethers Are A Trip...Right To The Liquor Store."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "When I Die, Bury Me On The Golf Course So My Husband Will Visit."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "When I Said I Was Cleaning, I Meant I Was Polishing Off A Bottle Of Wine."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It's Not What We Have In Life, But Who We Have In Our Lives"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You Drink Too Much. You Cuss Too Much. You Have Questionable Morals..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We Will Be The Old Ladies Causing Trouble In The Nursing Home."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Strong Women Are Not Simply Born. They're Made By The Storms They Walk Through."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "So...When Does This 'Old Enough To Know Better' Kick In?"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You Can't Buy LOVE, But You Can RESCUE It!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "CAT HAIR Both A Fashion Accessory And A Condiment."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Blessed Be Those Who Hug And Snuggle...They Shall Be Called GIGI"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Nurses Can't Fix Stupid But They Can Sedate It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Mr. Rogers did NOT Really Prepare Me For The People In My Neighborhood!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Wake Up With A Good Attitude Everyday. Then...Idiots Happen!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Am Soooo Glad I Was Young And Crazy Before There Were Cell Phones...And Evidence."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Can Go From 'Southern Belle' To Your Worst Nightmare..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Choose My Friends How I Like My Cocktails..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Come Here You Big, Beautiful Cup Of Coffee..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "As We Get Older Our Secrets Are Safe With Our Friends Because They Can't Remember Them Either."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "After Monday & Tuesday Even The Calendar Says WTF."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "At My Age, 'Getting Lucky' Means Finding My Car In The Parking Lot!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Mother's Love Is Unconditional..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Dog's Tail Never Lies"
