Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Hate It When I See An Old Person, And Then Realize We Went To School Together."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Thought I Was Having A Hot Flash, It Was Just My Boobs In My Coffee."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Sometimes I Stare At My Husband And Think To Myself...Wow...He Is One Lucky SOB."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Only A Dog Could Go To A Party...And Still Be The Most Popular Guest."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It Used To Take A Village. Now...It Takes A Vineyard."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Almost Had An 'I Need A Man' Moment...Then I Was Able To Get The Bottle Open."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Being Cremated Is My Last Hope For A Smokin' Hot Body."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Exercise Makes You Look Better Naked. So Does Alcohol..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm Outdoorsy. I Love Drinking On The Porch."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Laughed So Hard A Tear Ran Down My Leg."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Family Drama. The Gift That Keeps On Giving."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Dress Like CoCo. Live Like Jackie. Act Like Audrey. Laugh Like Lucy."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We'll Be Friends Until We Are Old And Senile And Then We'll Be New Friends!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Sitting By My Husband, I said 'I Love You.' He Replied..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It's Not What We Have In Life, But Who We Have In Our Lives"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You Drink Too Much. You Cuss Too Much. You Have Questionable Morals..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We Will Be The Old Ladies Causing Trouble In The Nursing Home."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Strong Women Are Not Simply Born. They're Made By The Storms They Walk Through."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Nurses Can't Fix Stupid But They Can Sedate It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Choose My Friends How I Like My Cocktails..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "As We Get Older Our Secrets Are Safe With Our Friends Because They Can't Remember Them Either."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "After Monday & Tuesday Even The Calendar Says WTF."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "At My Age, 'Getting Lucky' Means Finding My Car In The Parking Lot!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Mother's Love Is Unconditional..."
