Blue Q Oven Mitt "5pm Me: I Love Cooking. 7pm Me: Fuck This."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "The Food Has Weed In It"
Blue Q Oven Mitt "I've Got A Knife."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Yeah, I Followed A Recipe Once. It Was Fucking Boring."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Easy As Pie Is Such A Lie"
Blue Q Oven Mitt "You Wanna Piece Of This?"
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Dear Wine, Yes."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "I'm Gonna Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way)"
Blue Q Oven Mitt "I Love My Asshole Kids."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Get Ready To Undo Your Pants"
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Man With A Pan."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Fuck Off"
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Bitch I AM The Secret Ingredient"
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Droppin' A New Recipe On Your Ass."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Oops, I'm Drunk."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "Bitches Get Stuff Done."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "My Favorite Salad Is Wine."
Blue Q Oven Mitt "I'll Feed All You Fuckers."