Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "At My Age, 'Getting Lucky' Means Finding My Car In The Parking Lot!"
Blue Q Screen-Printed Kitchen Towel "The Dog'll Get It."
Blue Q Screen-Printed Kitchen Towel "Cute Little Fuckers."
Blue Q Screen-Printed Kitchen Towel "Go Away"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "20 Years Ago We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs...."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Someone Told Me I Was Delusional. I Almost Fell Off My Unicorn."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Sometimes I Drink A Glass Of Water Just To Surprise My Liver."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "In Wine, There Is Truth. In Beer, There Is Strength. In Water, There Is Bacteria."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'll Stop Shopping When My Husband Stops Golfing"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We Go Together Like Drunk & Disorderly"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Life Is Like A Jalepeno. What You Do Today May Burn Your Butt Tomorrow."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "GRANDPARENT RULES 1) Feed Them Sweets. 2) Give Them Treats. 3) Send Them Home."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Dogs Welcome. People Tolerated."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Of Course Size Matters...No One Wants A Small Glass Of Wine!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm Usually All About Live, Laugh, Love But Today Is More Like Raise, Aim, Fire, and Re-load"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Love How We Don't Have To Say Out Loud That I'm Your Favorite."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Considered Being A Stay At Home Mom Until I Realized The Kids Would Be There!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because We're Family. I Laugh Because There's Nothing We Can Do About It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'll Have A Cafe-Mocha Vodka-Valium Latte To Go, Please."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm Too Sexy To Be A Grandmother!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because You're My Mother. I Laugh Because There's Nothing You Can Do About It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Hot Mess Seeking Cold Cocktail"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Here's To Good Women! May We Know Them, May We Be Them, May We Raise Them."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "God Didn't Make Us Sisters Because One Mother Couldn't Handle Both Of Us."