Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because You're My Sister. I Laugh Because There's Nothing You Can Do About it."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Thought I Was Having A Hot Flash, It Was Just My Boobs In My Coffee."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm Didn't Mean To Push All Your Buttons...I Was Looking For MUTE."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm Outdoorsy. I Love Drinking On The Porch."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "If You Had To Choose Between Drinking Wine Or Being Skinny..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It Used To Take A Village. Now...It Takes A Vineyard."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It's Not 'Drinking Alone' If The Dog Is Home."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It's Not What We Have In Life, But Who We Have In Our Lives"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lead Me Not Into Temptation...Oh, Who Am I Kidding? Follow Me..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Life Doesn't Come With Guarantees..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lord Give Me Coffee To Change The Things I Can Change and Wine To Accept The Things I Can't."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Mom, I'm Sorry For All The Dumb Stuff I Did As A Kid..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Nurses Can't Fix Stupid But They Can Sedate It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "OMG My Mother Was Right About Everything!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Only A Dog Could Go To A Party...And Still Be The Most Popular Guest."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Remember As Far As Anyone Knows, We're A Nice Normal Family."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Sitting By My Husband, I said 'I Love You.' He Replied..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Some Days You Eat Salad...Some Days You Eat Cupcakes...It's Called Balance."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Sometimes I Open My Mouth And My Mother Comes Out!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Sometimes I Stare At My Husband And Think To Myself...Wow...He Is One Lucky SOB."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Strong Women Are Not Simply Born. They're Made By The Storms They Walk Through."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We Go Together Like Drunk & Disorderly"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We Will Be The Old Ladies Causing Trouble In The Nursing Home."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "We'll Be Friends Until We Are Old And Senile And Then We'll Be New Friends!"