Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "As We Get Older Our Secrets Are Safe With Our Friends Because They Can't Remember Them Either."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "At My Age, 'Getting Lucky' Means Finding My Car In The Parking Lot!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Being Cremated Is My Last Hope For A Smokin' Hot Body."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Best Friends Are Like Fairytales..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Best Friends Know How Crazy You Are...And Still Choose To Be Seen With You."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Blessed Be Those Who...They Shall Be Called Grandparents"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Born To Be Wild...But, Only Until Around 9PM!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Buy Your Mom A Bottle Of Wine...You Are One Of The Reasons She Drinks."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Dear Lord, Please Don't Let My Husband Be Home When All My Online Orders Arrive."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Doctors Recommend A Glass Of Wine Daily. Thankfully I Have 6 Doctors."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Does Anyone Know Which Page Of The Bible Explains How To Turn Water Into Wine?"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Dogs Welcome. People Tolerated."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Dress Like CoCo. Live Like Jackie. Act Like Audrey. Laugh Like Lucy."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Every Time I Try To Eat Healthy, Along Comes Christmas...And Ruins It For Me."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Exercise Makes You Look Better Naked. So Does Alcohol..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Family Drama. The Gift That Keeps On Giving."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Girlfriends. Therapists You Can Drink With."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Good Moms Let You Lick The Beaters. Great Moms Turn Them Off First."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Almost Had An 'I Need A Man' Moment...Then I Was Able To Get The Bottle Open."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Choose My Friends How I Like My Cocktails..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Enjoy A Glass Of Wine Each Night For Its Health Benefits..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Hate It When I See An Old Person, And Then Realize We Went To School Together."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Laughed So Hard A Tear Ran Down My Leg."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because My Kids Think I'm Crazy. I Laugh Because They Don't Know It's Hereditary!"
