Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Doctors Recommend A Glass Of Wine Daily. Thankfully I Have 6 Doctors."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Wine Is Not An Appropriate Answer"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "In Wine, There Is Truth. In Beer, There Is Strength. In Water, There Is Bacteria."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Of Course Size Matters...No One Wants A Small Glass Of Wine!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'll Have A Cafe-Mocha Vodka-Valium Latte To Go, Please."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Hot Mess Seeking Cold Cocktail"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Meal Without Wine Is Called...Breakfast!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Good Man Can Make You Feel Sexy...Oh, Sorry...Wine Does That."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "In 20 Years, Our Country Will Be Run By People Home-Schooled By Day Drinkers!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lord Give Me Coffee To Change The Things I Can Change and Wine To Accept The Things I Can't."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "If You Have To Ask If It's Too Early To Drink You Are An Amateur..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Girlfriends. Therapists You Can Drink With."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Friend Pours The Wine. A Real Friend Hands Over The Bottle."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Friend Will Make You Lemonade. A True Friend Will Put Vodka In It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Around Here We Don't Hide Crazy"