Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It Used To Take A Village. Now...It Takes A Vineyard."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Almost Had An 'I Need A Man' Moment...Then I Was Able To Get The Bottle Open."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Exercise Makes You Look Better Naked. So Does Alcohol..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I'm Outdoorsy. I Love Drinking On The Porch."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Sitting By My Husband, I said 'I Love You.' He Replied..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You Drink Too Much. You Cuss Too Much. You Have Questionable Morals..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Choose My Friends How I Like My Cocktails..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Does Anyone Know Which Page Of The Bible Explains How To Turn Water Into Wine?"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You And I Are Sisters. Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "If You Had To Choose Between Drinking Wine Or Being Skinny..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Buy Your Mom A Bottle Of Wine...You Are One Of The Reasons She Drinks."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "ALCOHOL Because No Good Story Ever Started With 'Eating A Salad'!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Enjoy A Glass Of Wine Each Night For Its Health Benefits..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lord Give Me Coffee To Change The Things I Can Change and Wine To Accept The Things I Can't."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "It's Not 'Drinking Alone' If The Dog Is Home."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Dear Lord, Please Don't Let My Husband Be Home When All My Online Orders Arrive."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Doctors Recommend A Glass Of Wine Daily. Thankfully I Have 6 Doctors."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Wine Is Not An Appropriate Answer"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Good Man Can Make You Feel Sexy...Oh, Sorry...Wine Does That."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Girlfriends. Therapists You Can Drink With."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Friend Pours The Wine. A Real Friend Hands Over The Bottle."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Friend Will Make You Lemonade. A True Friend Will Put Vodka In It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Around Here We Don't Hide Crazy"
