High Cotton Coasters "Golly Gee, It's Already Screw This Shit O'Clock!"
High Cotton Coasters "Buckle Up Bitches, I'm Wearing My Drinking Helmet Tonight!"
High Cotton Coasters "You Drink Too Much, Cuss Too Much, You're Everything I've Ever Wanted In A Friend"
High Cotton Coasters "My Spirit Animal Is Grey Goose"
High Cotton Coasters "The Hours Between Coffee And Wine Really Have No Purpose"
High Cotton Coasters "Drinking On The Front Porch Counts As Outdoorsy"
High Cotton Coasters "I Used To Drink...But That Was Hours Ago"
High Cotton Coasters "My Mom Likes Drinking Wine"
High Cotton Coasters "I Finally Quit Drinking For Good. Now I Drink For Evil"
High Cotton Coasters "A Day Without Wine Is Like...Just Kidding I Have No Idea"
High Cotton Coasters "I Will Outdrink All You Bitches"
High Cotton Coasters "Wine! How Classy People Get Shitfaced"
High Cotton Coasters "Sometimes I Drink Water Just To Surprise My Liver"
High Cotton Coasters "In 20 Years This Country Will Be Run By People Homeschooled By Day Drinkers"
High Cotton Coasters "Let's Drink Wine And Judge People"