Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Spend Your Life With A Psycho"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Meal Without Wine Is Called...Breakfast!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Good Man Can Make You Feel Sexy...Oh, Sorry...Wine Does That."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "You'll Always Be My Best Friend. (You Know Too Much.)"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Women Who Carry A Little Extra Weight Live Longer Than The Men Who Mention It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "The Best Memories Come From Bad Ideas, Done With Best Friends!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Blessed Be Those Who Hug And Snuggle...They Shall Be Called MIMI"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "In 20 Years, Our Country Will Be Run By People Home-Schooled By Day Drinkers!"
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Not All Superheros Wear Capes. Some Wear Scrubs."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Mom, I'm Sorry For All The Dumb Stuff I Did As A Kid..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Lord Give Me Coffee To Change The Things I Can Change and Wine To Accept The Things I Can't."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Will Not Yell In Class. I Will Not Throw Things....I Am The Teacher."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "If You Have To Ask If It's Too Early To Drink You Are An Amateur..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because You're My Sister. I Laugh Because There's Nothing You Can Do About it."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "I Smile Because You're My Daughter. I Laugh Because There's Nothing You Can Do About it."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Girlfriends. Therapists You Can Drink With."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Every Woman Has At Least One Challenge In Life..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Dog Hair...Both A Fashion Accessory And A Condiment."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Best Friends Know How Crazy You Are...And Still Choose To Be Seen With You."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "Best Friends Are Like Fairytales..."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Friend Pours The Wine. A Real Friend Hands Over The Bottle."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Friend Will Make You Lemonade. A True Friend Will Put Vodka In It."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Great Friend Remembers Your Birthday, But Forgets Which One."
Wild Hare Kitchen Towel "A Great Teacher"