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Coasters

Nothing says "I have my life together" like proudly displaying a nice set of novelty coasters. Grab some for yourself - or they're great as housewarming gifts! Funny and functional, our coaster collection offers something for everyone.
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High Cotton Coasters "Why Don't You Have A Seat And Explain Where My Testicles Went"

High Cotton Coasters "Why Don't You Have A Seat And Explain Where My Testicles Went"
High Cotton Coasters "Inhale The Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit" Yoga Dog

High Cotton Coasters "Inhale The Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit" Yoga Dog
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High Cotton Coasters "Golly Gee, It's Already Screw This Shit O'Clock!"

High Cotton Coasters "Golly Gee, It's Already Screw This Shit O'Clock!"
High Cotton Coasters "Some Days There Just Aren't Enough Middle Fingers"

High Cotton Coasters "Some Days There Just Aren't Enough Middle Fingers"
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High Cotton Coasters "Buckle Up Bitches, I'm Wearing My Drinking Helmet Tonight!"

High Cotton Coasters "Buckle Up Bitches, I'm Wearing My Drinking Helmet Tonight!"
High Cotton Coasters "You Drink Too Much, Cuss Too Much, You're Everything I've Ever Wanted In A Friend"

High Cotton Coasters "You Drink Too Much, Cuss Too Much, You're Everything I've Ever Wanted In A Friend"
High Cotton Coasters "I'd Cut A Bitch For You. Twice."

High Cotton Coasters "I'd Cut A Bitch For You. Twice."
High Cotton Coasters "Let That Shit Go"

High Cotton Coasters "Let That Shit Go"
High Cotton Coasters "I'm Sorry I Slapped You. You Didn't Seem Like You Would Ever Stop Talking."

High Cotton Coasters "I'm Sorry I Slapped You. You Didn't Seem Like You Would Ever Stop Talking."
High Cotton Coasters "It's Like My Mom Always Said, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?"

High Cotton Coasters "It's Like My Mom Always Said, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?"
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High Cotton Coasters "My Spirit Animal Is Grey Goose"

High Cotton Coasters "My Spirit Animal Is Grey Goose"
High Cotton Coasters "The Hours Between Coffee And Wine Really Have No Purpose"

High Cotton Coasters "The Hours Between Coffee And Wine Really Have No Purpose"
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High Cotton Coasters "I Never Said All That Shit. -Confucius"

High Cotton Coasters "I Never Said All That Shit. -Confucius"
High Cotton Coasters "Drinking On The Front Porch Counts As Outdoorsy"

High Cotton Coasters "Drinking On The Front Porch Counts As Outdoorsy"
High Cotton Coasters "This Salad Tastes Like I'd Rather Be Fat"

High Cotton Coasters "This Salad Tastes Like I'd Rather Be Fat"
High Cotton Coasters "What Weed? I Haven't Seen Any Weed"

High Cotton Coasters "What Weed? I Haven't Seen Any Weed"
High Cotton Coasters "Inhale The Good Shit, Exhale The Bullshit"

High Cotton Coasters "Inhale The Good Shit, Exhale The Bullshit"
High Cotton Coasters "Kindness Doesn't Cost A Thing"

High Cotton Coasters "Kindness Doesn't Cost A Thing"
High Cotton Coasters "And Sometimes I Bake Cookies & Shit"

High Cotton Coasters "And Sometimes I Bake Cookies & Shit"
High Cotton Coasters "I Used To Drink...But That Was Hours Ago"

High Cotton Coasters "I Used To Drink...But That Was Hours Ago"
High Cotton Coasters "I Heart Dogs. It's People I Can't Stand."

High Cotton Coasters "I Heart Dogs. It's People I Can't Stand."
High Cotton Coasters "My Mom Likes Drinking Wine"

High Cotton Coasters "My Mom Likes Drinking Wine"
High Cotton Coasters "I Finally Quit Drinking For Good. Now I Drink For Evil"

High Cotton Coasters "I Finally Quit Drinking For Good. Now I Drink For Evil"
High Cotton Coasters "Why Yes, I'm A Bit Stressed. Why Do You Ask?"

High Cotton Coasters "Why Yes, I'm A Bit Stressed. Why Do You Ask?"